Oh, Savannah! Oh, Let’s Eat at Five Guys!
Josh’s college roommate, the Famous Physicist Will Mather, got married this weekend in Savannah, Ga! To borrow one of Nora’s favorite phrases- Wa HOO!
Josh was honored to be a groomsman. Will and his lovely Princess Bride Vanessa offered to let all us Teague girls tag along as well. We were super excited to take a mini vacation. Add to the excitement that there was going to be a wedding! We really love weddings.
We hit the road Friday just after lunch and arrived in Savannah around 5. Josh had time to check us into our room and help us get settled before he had to jet off to a groomsman get together. So it was up to me to get dinner for Nora and myself while Quinn was along for the ride. No problem. We had seen a Five Guys just down the street on our way in. I remembered because Nora pointed right at it and said, “Five Guys!” I like to think this is a result of strong branding on their part and not that my two year old eats there enough to recognize every franchise she comes across.
Off we went. One problem- while we do have a double jogging stroller Uncle Beau and Aunt Jeanine were so awesome as to lend us, we didn’t bring it with us. All we had was the one that Quinn’s carseat clicks into. In other words, Nora had to walk. But like I said, I remembered it being close by. And she loves Five Guys. (Clearly.) And there was so much to look at in Savannah that I figured it would be easy enough to do a short walk with a little sight seeing at the same time.
So we walked and saw trolleys, horses pulling carriages, and tall buildings. We kept walking and saw flags and dogs and babies. And kept walking and saw a big courthouse like building with a gold roof. (Just trying to remember all the things I pointed out to Nora to distract her and keep her moving.) And kept walking. Past the gold roof building. Past lots of tall trees. Good grief, where WAS this place? I kept looking ahead and not seeing their sign. Oh, boy. Have a I mentioned that getting lost is my Superhero Power? Josh’s is falling asleep immediately whenever he wants, Nora has her Steel Bladder (as we discovered during a failed attempt to potty train a few months ago) and so far, Quinn’s seems to be smiling wider than should be possible. But mine is definitely getting lost. I was totally sure that the Five Guys was on this street. It was the main street and I had made a point to remember where it was so we could do precisely what we seemed to be failing to do. But I can, no joke, get lost anywhere.
Just before I started to seriously question my sanity, ah HA! There it was! Nora had walked almost the whole way, with only a few brief breaks where I carried her. We weren’t lost! Hurray! Hurray! I’m a totally competent Mommy Traveler! Look at me, with all my brood in tow! I can accomplish ANY DINING CHALLENGE YOU THROW AT ME!
I’m not sure I actually thought all those things, but I was definitely enthused. Alas, it was to be short-lived. I ordered for myself and for Nora (Forgetting to get her food when we’re out is another thing I do a lot, but not enough to qualify as a Superhero Power) and got our drinks. Then it was time to find a seat. It was a very cramped Five Guys. They crammed as many tables as they could, leaving little spaces between the aisles. Big enough for the average human, to be sure, but not a huge carseat stroller traveling system that I was swinging about like a battering ram. After taking up as much space as I could getting our drinks, and having at least two Five Guys workers duck out of our way, we went to go sit down. Almost all the smaller tables were taken so I had Nora sit at one of the large tables smack in the center of the place. I rolled Quinn into the space behind us and settled back to wait for our number to be called.
Then it started happening. I started to convince myself that we were being super inconsiderate. Who did we think we were, Nora and I, taking up one of the last remaining huge tables. During peak dinner hours. And what about Quinn, stuck between us and the table behind us. No party of four could sit there- she was dominating one whole side of the table. No no. This wasn’t working. We could easily move to the last available small table. There were only two of us eating, after all. “Nora, let’s go to that little table.” So I gathered all the drinks and the diaper bag. Nora sat and I started to make my way over with Quinn. I had noticed one of the workers who had already moved out of our way once watching us. I think he was thinking what any normal person would have thought. “That stroller is not going to make it.” Sure enough, as I started to push it through the tables, the wheels kept getting stuck. On one side of us was an older lady who seemed unaware and I really didn’t want to make her have to get up or move. She was elderly, after all. So I entered what Josh and I call the Neanderthal Mode. Which means I abandoned all logic and used brute force to try to make something happen that wasn’t happening, getting more and more frantic the whole time. The worker rushed over as I bombarded the other table and chairs trying to force my way in. As he helped me move the other table over, plus all four chairs, I could feel my face get super red. I was trying to make us be less of an inconvenience…
There was no turning back now. We finally got through to the smaller table when I realized there wasn’t a big enough space for the stroller here either. So now the stroller’s handle dangled over the table for four that we had just abandoned. We were taking up our table and rendering the other table useless as well, unless you don’t mind eating with a stroller handle in your face.
Thankfully, they called our number then and I ate as fast as I could. Nora worked up quite an appetite during that long walk and wolfed down her sandwich. Meanwhile, the older couple left their table, leaving an opening just the right size for our stroller to get through sans Neanderthal Mode. As long as no one sat at either table, we’d be in the clear. But if either table was occupied, we’d have to ask some people to get up.
I really, really need to pray for common sense. I think newcomers saw what was going on and didn’t want to box us in. At this point, we were essentially taking up three tables.
We downed our food and said goodbye to the same guy who was probably super relieved to see us go without having to rearrange the entire restaurant’s seating. Outside it was starting to get dusky and I wanted to hurry and get Nora and Quinn to bed. We did have a big weekend ahead. I decided to “motivate” her with M&M’s that I had seen in a vending machine. That did help get her home almost the whole way, with a few carried breaks. We finally got back to the hotel, took the elevator, walked down two hallways to the vending machines, only for me to realize I didn’t have enough change on me. Newman!
At this point, I was concerned about Nora’s feet. She was wearing little canvas espadrilles, so she was basically walking on fabric and straw all this time. (And yes, I was also bribing her with candy. I’ll be accepting my Mother of the Year award next week.) I had been asking her off and on if her feet hurt, to which she kept saying, “No.” Well, once I explained that we had to back to the car to get more money, she crumpled to her knees and proclaimed, “My toes hurt!”
But M&M’s won out in the end and we went back to the car and all the way back to the vending machine. Where she changed her mind and wanted the cookies. Whatever you want, Munchkin, whatever you want. How are those feet doing?
The rest of the weekend went fairly smoothly. We really loved all the wedding festivities. Nora was completely enthralled with the idea of a real life Princess Bride. When it was time for her to wake up from her nap on the day of the wedding, she sat up immediately. “I go see Princess Bride?”
We sat up in the balcony just in case Quinn or Nora got too restless, and it gave Nora a great view. She happily sketched on the prayer request cards (I hope that’s okay) and waited for the Bride and Broom to kiss.
There’s no better excuse to travel than a wedding. Congratulations, Will and Vanessa! Thanks for letting us be there for your Big Day!
Oh, and that walk from the hotel to Five Guys? Josh just looked it up and it was half a mile each way. So while I didn’t technically get us lost, I sure underestimated the distance. Oops.










So we both got to sit in huge, comfortable seats with plenty of leg room. The flight attendants are so attentive up there. And you have leg AND feet rests! It’s incredible. Nora got to watch cartoons on her own little tv. Granted, she was distracted after 5 seconds, but still. Cool stuff.













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