If I Only Had a Brain (and Moving Updates)
I present to you a direct quote from What to Expect When You’re Expecting: “Researchers have found that a woman’s brain-cell volume actually decreases during pregnancy.” This is why a lot of pregnant women have trouble remembering things. I find a little comfort in knowing there’s some science behind it. Even if it’s that my brain cells have shrunk. Here’s a few examples:
Last week, I was waiting for my stove top coffee maker to work. It usually works after 3 or 4 minutes. I waited about 20 minutes before I finally investigated. Yeah, you knew it- I had the wrong burner going the whole time.
I walked into the Osh Kosh store and a girl walked up to me and asked, “Hello, how are you?” And instead of saying, “Oh, I’m good, thanks. You?” like a normal person, I stood there and tried to figure out how she knew me and if I should know her name. There was a nice long awkward pause as I stared at her before it f i n a l l y clicked that she wasn’t someone I knew. She was a salesperson welcoming me to the store. Then I way overcompensated by saying with far too much inflection, “Oh! I’m good. Sorry, I just had a moment there.” She did that little that-was-weird-but-I-will-act-like-it’s-okay-however-I’ll-be-leaving-now laugh.
I spilled a glass of ice water on the dining room table, left to get a towel and totally forgot all about it. About an hour later, Josh asked what the large puddle was doing on the table.
4 way stops terrify me. I have to turn down the music and focus with all my brain power when I’m still two cars deep in the line. If I do forget to do this prep work, I just let everyone else go ahead of me because if I have an accident and it’s my fault, I don’t think the insurance company will accept the excuse of Pregnancy Brain. (Valid as it may be.)
I was supposed to pick up some dry cleaning last Saturday. I remembered on Wednesday.
And finally, it’s taking me way longer to pack than I planned since I continuously go into a room to get something and then can’t remember what it was. I’m spending double the amount of time walking back and forth trying to remember that I was going to get the tape/bubble wrap/that little vase that would fit perfectly in this small space I have left.
In other moving news, we have made a few decisions. We will most likely all drive together through the Thanksgiving holiday so Josh will have to take fewer days off work. We’re still house hunting. We thought we had a house picked out but that door closed. Our second choice is already under contract from someone else. We’re still looking in the Marietta area.
The cross country road trip might be a little easier due to Nora’s use of the iPad. She’s learned how to work the interface of the videos and is able to pick out, stop, or repeat play movies of her choice. Sometimes she ends up in iTunes (thank goodness for password protection before purchasing) but is scarily accurate most of the time. I’m a little embarrassed about it. But it will be very convenient on the road!
We’ve had some moving companies come to give estimates. Our last representative came about an hour before Nora was due for a nap. We’ll call him Mr. Thorough. Mr. Thorough was very proud of his company and had lots of good points (and I really didn’t mind hearing them, though it sounds like I’m making fun of him.) As the time came and went for when I would have laid Nora down, he was still explaining some of the benefits of choosing his company. Finally, she couldn’t take it anymore, curled up on the carpet, and passed out. I was trying to subtly tickle her with my toes to wake her up and she didn’t stir. So when he asked, “Can we sit down while I explain the insurance pricing options?” I had to admit that my daughter was asleep at our feet. (He hadn’t noticed.) I carried her to her bed, where she went down without a peep and slept for three hours. (The last time she fell asleep on the floor, I think she was about three months old.)
We are slowly but steadily figuring this move out as we go. I’m helping as best I can with my smaller brain. =) Poor Josh.






















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