The Fair Skinned Italians

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This is all I have….

Hello, Friends. I do realize that this blog has been completely forsaken, so I’m going to tell the only things I have to tell…which are more classroom anecdotes. Consider this your fair warning if you’re tired of them- that’s all you’ll find here. =)

After trying to explain who our Ast. Principal is, I had to refer to her outfit before they realized who I was talking about. Which led to a discussion/comparison of her outfit to my outfit.

“Okay, wait, do you want to talk about my outfit, or do you want to hear the compliment our Ast. Principal gave you?”

Of course they chose compliment. After going on for about five minutes to pass on the aforementioned compliment, Ed raised his hand.

“Now can we talk about your outfit?”

Trying to get the kids thinking about impossible (for our grade, since we don’t quite do negatives) math problems, I asked, “If I had five dollars and Bill asked me for 7 dollars, then…”
Student pipes up, “Then you’d be broke.”

3 CommentsClassroom Stories • Written by Lauren

  1. Annie

    Mar 20 2007

    “A talking baby rabbit”… oh Lauren. You kill me. You absolutely kill me. Great stuff. Even if classroom stories are all you are going to put up, could you atleast put them up more frequently? Thanks. And I bet Ed is your new favorite students. And you should be a detective after the “Princess” mystery.


  2. Beau

    Mar 20 2007

    That Princess story was like Matlock-in-blog-form. I was RIVETED.


  3. Anonymous

    Mar 22 2007

    Moni said:
    Great stories….but the Princess one is priceless. How glad are you that she finally confessed?! It will be a long time before she tries to fool Mrs Teague again!!!
    Keep them coming.


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