The Fair Skinned Italians

Since 2005 • Happy New Year!

Farewell, Final Candidate.

Well we hope your Saturday was better than Lauren and mine’s. We attended a funeral of Nemo sized proportions. My Beta fish “Final Candidate” died today after an attempt to clean his water vase home. I cleaned his murky water bowl, attempted to feed him and noticed he was acting very strange since I placed him back in his home. He was swimming upside-down, sideways, and anyway but the right way. We’re afraid it might have been brain damage due to lack of oxgen in the transfer from dirty bowl to clean bowl. So sad.

He’d get to the water’s surface, only to be dragged back down to the little pebbles below moments later. We left him to get lunch and told him he could die in peace without anyone to watch him . . . he did just that. Gone is my lively desktop friend.

Here is a photo from the funeral we held for Final Candidate. He lived a good, faithful life. Farewell, friend.

6 CommentsRandoms • Written by Josh

  1. Annie

    Oct 08 2006

    Terrible. Hilarious. But terrible!


  2. Marie

    Oct 10 2006

    I am so sorry for loss, Josh.


  3. Anonymous

    Oct 11 2006

    Oh how sad! Is that the one from Jessica’s wedding? I have a suggestion for making them live longer…have a baby and only get around to feeding them twice a week or so…our beta is still alive after about 7 months! Love you guys and miss you!
    ~Katie Murray


  4. Lee

    Oct 16 2006

    not that i know anything, but i think you should probably feed your baby more than twice a week…


  5. Anonymous

    Oct 16 2006

    haha..i meant the fish..feed the fish twice a week!


  6. Anonymous

    Oct 21 2006

    COKE-AH!!!!


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