The Fair Skinned Italians

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The time has come.

Update #2 (final update): This morning I finished off the last of our first gallon and last night we bought another. So, I think the hardest part is now past us — the first purchase, the tasting, and the second purchase. *Crossing fingers! Thanks to everyone’s very practical advice and experiences I think we can all now get on with our regular milk-drinking and compromising lives. I did take Beau’s advice, although unbenowst to him, I did so before he got around to the comment. We are human clones, so go figure . . . Easing into it with with chocolate milk, chocolate chip cookies, and finally chocolate rice krispes cereal, yes that, helped tremendously. Jeanine, on the other hand, showed her true Engineering (and entrepreneurial?!) colors when it came to figuring out the math for all of us providing a common ground for the masses to stand upon — 1.6%! Thank you for that. And finally, Katie did provide the much-needed light at the end of the tunnel when it comes to raising a child initially on whole milk.

Got milk?

Update: I sit here alone, in my dark cave of an office at 10:30pm. The milk is still sitting right where we placed it for that photograph. It has been just over 24 hours and the seal has not been broken. Will we be given the strength from above to have that first glass? Who will break the seal that binds us? I think I’ll have another glass of orange juice, but each time I open the fridge door, the milk just sits there. Mocking me. Help.


The story: Today I went to the grocery store on the way home from work in anticipation of a major shift in our shopping patterns. Lauren and I had discussed such a monumentous move last week and I called for the go-ahead after work. She gave me the approving nod and off I went. So now 2% milk has a permanent home in our fridge — replacing my whole milk and Lauren’s skim. We’re both strangely adamant about our choices of milk so we’ll see how long this lasts . . . any bets? Any similar stories?

9 CommentsRandoms • Written by Josh

  1. Katie

    Feb 22 2006

    Funny enough, I was just having this debate with my friend Elizabeth b/c she insists on skim, her husband on 2% and their baby must have whole. So they have 3 half-gallons in their fridge at all times. Congrats on your attempt at compromise and just remember, Josh, as soon as the first bambino comes along, your beloved whole milk will return!


  2. Michael Nelson

    Feb 22 2006

    This deeply saddens me Lauren, expect your health to plummet as you consumer all that unneeded fat.


  3. Lauren

    Feb 22 2006

    I know, Mike! I KNOW! (please…..help me…)


  4. Beau.

    Feb 24 2006

    Buck up, little camper. Jeanine and I met in the middle (quite the mental distance from my very healthy Vitamin D milk) back when we first got married. It was maybe, maybe two weeks worth of time before I forgot I had made this seemingly life-threatening switch.

    Maybe start with it in cereal? Cereal can mask all kinds of funky milk until you get to the end.

    You can do it! And like Katie said: the babies will bring it back. Just like Charlie’s drug plane!


  5. Anonymous

    Feb 25 2006

    oh poor lost people – the choice is simple. abandon your milk for the sweet embrace of Hawaiian punch. so simple.


  6. Jeanine

    Feb 26 2006

    Ah! But honey, you forget! The glorious return of the compromise milk at age 2 when they don’t need all those extra calories and fat anymore! The return of 2% was a welcome relief after whole where I felt like I was drinking a milkshake every time I had a glass. I know it sounds horrible and strange, Lauren, but I now accept 2% as a wonderful compromise. Although according to this, the perfect compromise milk should be about 1.6%. Why don’t they make and market that for newlyweds?? Good luck!


  7. Annie

    Feb 28 2006

    Today in the dining hall, I went towards the end of the night when they were closing up and who knows how many kids had used the milk dispenser. I reached for the every lovely skim milk and to my dismay- they were out. I had to get 2%. And I thought of these crazy fair skinned italians as I did so. See you kids soon.


  8. Kemble

    Feb 28 2006

    Sweet…so Beau and Josh have a lot more in common with eachother than with me, but we are still blood. So it should be of no surprise that I just updated my own blog. Topic? Milk.

    …and this is my first visit to this site in over 3 weeks.

    WILD.


  9. Anonymous

    Feb 28 2006

    Josh,
    I have been thinking about the milk dilemna and noting that several people said that when you have a baby around the house, then you once again have to have whole milk. The answer is very simple—have LOTS of kids. Your milk problems are solved.
    Always thinking of you, Josh.
    JoJo


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