And the Winner Is…
Posted by Lauren in Classroom Stories, Randoms, Sleep Talking on January 9, 2006 | « Back to main
Ladies and Gentleman, the winner is……
Annie! Yay, Annie!
Yes, the bags contained a scrumptious mixture of Nesquik, powdered sugar, and dry milk. Yummmm. My kids are so lucky to be in my class. Imagine, other teachers gave books. Ha! (By the way, a side note, I bought all the ingredients at our favorite store- Walmart! A SUPERwalmart. Which means I got even more lost trying to find all these random ingredients I have never bought before. (such as dry milk). And when I asked for help finding powdered sugar, the lady asked if that was a brand of sugar that perhaps Walmart doesn’t carry. Which somehow made me feel incompetent because I couldn’t describe the difference. Once again, Walmart leaves me at a loss.
And as a New Year’s Gift to everyone, I am also including some………..
Josh Talking in His Sleep Stories!
(And just so you know how dedicated I’ve become to report these, I have not only begun questioning the sleeping Josh to get more information out of him, but I also keep a notepad and pen next to the bed.)
Yes, I do that for you and here we go-
Josh fell asleep on the couch the other night. I called to him several times and asked if he was comfortable. He finally came stumbling into the room where he said, “Now, just so you know….. just so you’re not, like, shocked….” and then he stopped talking, put his head down on the pillow, and was out.
He was moving around in his sleep and completely took over my pillow. I told him he was on my side of the bed and he said, “Oh, I’m sorry, sweetie. That’s what I do when I’m really comfortable.”
About a week ago he picked his head up off the pillow and held it there for awhile. I finally asked him what was wrong. In a voice about three octaves higher than normal- we actually think he was quoting Sydney, our three year old niece- “Who-who-who-who- Who is crying?”
“What?”
(still Sydney) “I hear someone crying- who is it?”
And finally—
Josh held the covers up over his head, paused, seemed to make a decision, and dived underneath. He laid there holding the covers over his head.
“What are you doing?”
“I was told to do this.” (He sounded very firm and resolved about this.)
“Josh, you don’t have to hide.”
Unsure- “I don’t?”
“No, you don’t. “
“Oh, okay.”
At this point, I was chuckling and he got a little offended.
“Punk.”
Which only made me laugh harder. He rolled over to face away.
“Who told you to do that?”
“My brother! Okay?!?”
(Unfortunately, he ignored me after that, so we’ll never know exactly which brother.)


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Re: The cocoa packets.
Just to be fair, Lauren did end up packaging up the little baggies in a cute little set for each child. Complete with the obligatory Number 2 pencil! They looked great . . . and was a nice cover for the bags that looked like she was peddling crack to seven-year-olds.
January 9th, 2006
If you were to relaunch either this site or joshteague.com as a continually updated repository of Josh’s nocturnal mono- and dialogues, I’m pretty sure you could somehow get rich.
January 10th, 2006
Josh, thanks for being a good sport with these stories… they are funny.
Lauren, thanks for sharing.
January 14th, 2006