Yes, yes, I googled my own name. We’ve all done it. But this time I had a really good reason. One rationale behind why I haven’t been posting as much- or at all- is not because I don’t still embarrass myself. It’s because now I’m past dealing with postal workers and paint salesmen. Now we’re talking about innocent children. And as much as I want to share stories, I now have lives and reputations to protect.
But I was curious if anyone could stumble across our site by searching my name- which all the parents and faculty, of course, know.
Well, eventually, you do find our site. But first you have to read through a LOT of commentary about a Lauren Teague who is “defiant,” (nah) “borderline delinquent” (just what parents want to hear), “wayword,” (eh) but nonetheless, “beautiful.” (Yay!)

I think I’ll pass on reading the book.